When I first encountered an iPad, my first thought was “It’s smaller than I expected.”

I heard a friend say the exact same thing when they first saw one. Later, someone else walked up to the display and said “Oh, it’s little.”

I don’t know what we were all expecting. Certainly, they’re totally awesome machines, and the size of the iPad became a non-issue after about a nano-second of using one. I guess size doesn’t matter.

Don’t tell my sweetie.

– Drosh

p.s.: By the way: The cloaca is the all-purpose (pee/poop/sex) vent that many birds have (male or female).