alas, poor orange duck, i knew him, horatio. part 4
the real orange duck has a mole right by his you-know-what, but i don’t think anyone is willing to check.
oxo,
– drosh
the real orange duck has a mole right by his you-know-what, but i don’t think anyone is willing to check.
oxo,
– drosh
HAMLET: To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, or by opposing. To die– Do you know, maybe suicide isn’t such a bad idea. *shoots self*
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Polonius: I feel strange relief, having had the presentiment strange in itself that Hamlet would kill me pat, in his blind rage of his father.
Claudius: I feel so guilty. *hangs self*
Everybody else lives happily ever after.
Yeah, that’d certainly simplify things a wee bit.
Not that anybody will notice this post, but… *by opposing, end them.