beware the slumpy

slumpy-253 mon 7/26

Beware the Slumpy presents
The Adventures of Blue Bird

Red Bird (typing): dear orange duck

it is our pleasure to tell you that you’ve won a two-week, all-expenses paid vacation. please report to any international airport immediately to claim your prize.

sincerely,
the department of vacations.

p.s.: to claim your prize, simply walk up to any ticket counter and shout your secret pass-phrase: “there’s a bomb in my cloaca!”

alt txt= pps. it might be longer than two weeks. pack your nice underwear.