beware the slumpy

slumpy-617 fri 2011-12-23
Beware the Slumpy presents
The Adventures of Blue Bird

BB: oh, hi.
RB: where have you been?

BB: why, did you miss me?
RB: no, i was hiding from you.

RB: i wanted to be alone, so i hid; but then i looked and you were gone. where were you?

BB: committing crimes against nature.

RB: what?!
BB: i told orange duck that it is okay to hump trees.

OD: my you-know-what hurts.
TS: HOLD ME.

alt: this is what is sounds like when ents cry. i started this as a regular relationship strip, but then it went all wrong. i left in the relationship strip part, though.