beware the slumpy

slumpy-290 thurs 9/2

Beware the Slumpy presents
The Adventures of Blue Bird

Blue Bird: psst! are you awake?
Red Bird: no. i’m talking in my sleep.

BB: i can’t sleep. i’m afraid of turning into a crazy recluse like those ladies in “grey gardens.”
RB: then don’t turn into a crazy recluse. what else is bugging you?

BB: i’m worried that bears will come and eat our marshmallows.
RB: what about bears eating you? you’re more worried about the marshmallows?

BB: i want s’mores for breakfast. clearly, if a bear eats me, i won’t care about the marshmallows. duh.

alt txt= do bears like chocolate?