beware the slumpy

This won’t work. You can’t use a stick of butter as a bar of soap. It’s a terrible slipping hazard. You could twist your ankle AND break a rib.

Of course, I didn’t try it. No, that video was destroyed.

oxo,

Drosh

Slappy wanted to explain which bodily appendage he uses for measuring miles, but Tony insisted that that was in bad taste.

I, personally, don’t care what system of measurement I use, and I use both, as circumstances require. Can you believe that an American can convert measurements? I know, I’m clearly a genius.

Sometimes I slack off, though: I know that most Americans will convert dollars per gallon to dollars per liter before pumping their gasoline, but I don’t take it that far, if I’m in a hurry.

Somehow I suspect that this strip will just piss someone off. “Pissed off by cardboard pigs in a web-comic” will be their Facebook status for a month or two, and  they’ll cry themselves to sleep clutching a meter-stick. To those people, let me say this before it goes too far: It’s just a comic strip, and I still love you, even if you only use metric.

Why can’t we all just get along?

See you tomorrow, dears…

– Drosh